<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3571277050353393094</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 03:37:20 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>we can pretend...</title><description></description><link>http://www.wecanpretend.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Patrick T Lo)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>96</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3571277050353393094.post-2327566864889444243</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 03:33:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-09-02T23:37:20.963-04:00</atom:updated><title>My brilliant movie idea.</title><description>&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;A once well-known Chinese actor (who used to play stereotypical Asian characters back in the 80's) attempts to make his big comeback, but falls in love with his Latina housemaid instead (who is really an undercover cop).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don't steal it.</description><link>http://www.wecanpretend.com/2008/09/my-brilliant-movie-idea.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Patrick T Lo)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3571277050353393094.post-1029448088696832336</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:17:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-19T20:23:39.640-04:00</atom:updated><title>One day I will be an arrogant prick.</title><description>In an unpredictable turn of event, they've just found ice in hell, just as I signed up for an acting class. Me acting?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I really didn't see that coming."</description><link>http://www.wecanpretend.com/2008/08/one-day-i-will-be-arrogant-prick.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Patrick T Lo)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3571277050353393094.post-1781145591030545722</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 23:02:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-16T19:04:39.166-04:00</atom:updated><title>I'm not religious, but...</title><description>I was in Orlando and I regret not going to the Holy Land Experience. A Christian theme park? Now that's bad ass.</description><link>http://www.wecanpretend.com/2008/08/im-not-religious-but.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Patrick T Lo)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3571277050353393094.post-4832474135104510493</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 05:27:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-04T01:32:41.747-04:00</atom:updated><title>DB</title><description>"Look at those guys. Fucking jocks."&lt;br /&gt;"I will never be like them. They're so fucking plain, just like everybody else."&lt;br /&gt;"Yeah, they're definitely not cool enough to fit in here."&lt;br /&gt;"Haha, I think they have the too-hip-to-be-hip mentality."&lt;br /&gt;"Fucking hipsters, huh?"</description><link>http://www.wecanpretend.com/2008/08/db.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Patrick T Lo)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3571277050353393094.post-3162890024616101723</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 04:22:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-01T00:26:23.950-04:00</atom:updated><title>Most people are assholes.</title><description>Yelling nonsense and whistling at an ear piercing volume at a concert doesn't make you cool. Sure, you're just enjoying the show and I don't blame you for getting into it, but stop ruining the show for me and I blame you for taking my concentration off the show.</description><link>http://www.wecanpretend.com/2008/08/most-people-are-assholes.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Patrick T Lo)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3571277050353393094.post-8200381871005427099</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 23:44:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-28T19:50:08.147-04:00</atom:updated><title>Radio: On (Part 2)</title><description>Subtle whisper from above sends a note that knows too much, concerning love and forbidden lust. Anger overwrites the pain for the man without a name. To our dismay, the other man will pay.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Finger-pointers are pointing shame, giving false hopes and wrong hints. But an honest man agrees to take the blame. "I know betrayal hurts most. If she loved you, you would know."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Ask yourself why she wanted us both."</description><link>http://www.wecanpretend.com/2008/07/radio-on-part-2.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Patrick T Lo)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3571277050353393094.post-4663227309084921231</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 04:53:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-22T00:55:03.052-04:00</atom:updated><title>He can play everybody in the world.</title><description>I can never truly appreciate Gary Oldman because I can never recognize him.</description><link>http://www.wecanpretend.com/2008/07/he-can-play-everybody-in-world.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Patrick T Lo)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3571277050353393094.post-35041915140722229</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 04:28:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-17T00:39:24.529-04:00</atom:updated><title>Think of the possibilities.</title><description>I've been drawing cartoon faces for the past two hours, trying to pin down the main character for this new comic series idea I have. I've been referencing Helen Marnie from Ladytron. She's a good fit. Or maybe her crossed with Miranda July. I admire her so much. "Me and You and Everyone We Know" must be one of the most original films in recent years (that doesn't seem to try too hard to be original). I'm reading her book right now. I'm not a fan of the green cover. I wanted the yellow one. Anyway -- Yeah. New comic series idea. It's not really new. It's a rehash of an old idea I had. I figured it's time to use up what I had in mind and really push myself to release something for the world to see. I've been holding out too long. Think of the possibilities. I could be a creator with something on print. Be criticized. One more hour of drawing Helen Marnie and I'm off to bed.</description><link>http://www.wecanpretend.com/2008/07/think-of-possibilities.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Patrick T Lo)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3571277050353393094.post-318656924023055195</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 01:26:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-09T21:38:16.550-04:00</atom:updated><title>I shouldn't say never, but we will never meet again.</title><description>&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);"&gt;neutralmilk17:&lt;/span&gt; Someday I'll regret not talking to you that night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"&gt;tnkgrl92:&lt;/span&gt; That's because you weren't drunk enough, my dear.</description><link>http://www.wecanpretend.com/2008/07/i-shouldnt-say-never-but-we-will-never.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Patrick T Lo)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3571277050353393094.post-8192749887729685980</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 22:48:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-06T18:54:58.605-04:00</atom:updated><title>Why so serious?</title><description>"&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"&gt;If you love someone, set them free. Or lock her in your basement and she'll be yours forever.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"&gt;"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);"&gt;Can you ever be serious?&lt;/span&gt;"&lt;br /&gt;"&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"&gt;What? I'm being serious. See this face? This is my serious face.&lt;/span&gt;"</description><link>http://www.wecanpretend.com/2008/07/if-you-love-someone-set-them-free.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Patrick T Lo)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3571277050353393094.post-5367307147941024475</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 13:49:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-05T09:59:03.455-04:00</atom:updated><title>Loveless by MBV.</title><description>I don't need to like everyone. In fact, I need to not like everyone. It helps me appreciate the people around me more. Hating people helps me to love you* unironically**.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*  I'm obviously not talking about &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;you&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;** As in Alanis Morissette's definition of irony, not the real definition.</description><link>http://www.wecanpretend.com/2008/07/loveless-by-mbv.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Patrick T Lo)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3571277050353393094.post-2617537717878489316</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 20:01:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-28T16:06:43.453-04:00</atom:updated><title>Yup.</title><description>Sometimes I wish I say less "uh-huh" or "yeah" when someone is talking to me. Sometimes I catch myself doing it but I can't stop myself. Sometimes I do the "uh-huh's" too many times, I'm not even listening to what the other person is saying anymore.</description><link>http://www.wecanpretend.com/2008/06/yup.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Patrick T Lo)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3571277050353393094.post-4283734937334193554</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:06:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-24T01:09:07.092-04:00</atom:updated><title>Life is like your opinion on abortion...</title><description>No matter what you believe in, you're probably wrong.</description><link>http://www.wecanpretend.com/2008/06/life-is-like-your-opinion-on-abortion.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Patrick T Lo)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3571277050353393094.post-128831081377097543</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 01:20:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-14T00:38:39.976-04:00</atom:updated><title>Radio: On</title><description>The hearse will take her away&lt;br /&gt;To a much better place&lt;br /&gt;Don't hesitate&lt;br /&gt;say what you can say&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And the countdown is on&lt;br /&gt;Before the memories fade&lt;br /&gt;If her husband's okay&lt;br /&gt;Then we're all okay&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Chorus)&lt;br /&gt;Turn the radio on&lt;br /&gt;Radio on (5x)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She was a character with spunk&lt;br /&gt;No, she's not a debutante&lt;br /&gt;She never stops&lt;br /&gt;She stops for no one&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Until the day the lights dimmed low&lt;br /&gt;With her drumbeats letting go&lt;br /&gt;The music faded&lt;br /&gt;The music has faded&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Chorus)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And the hearse took her away&lt;br /&gt;To a much better place&lt;br /&gt;Don't be shy&lt;br /&gt;say what you can say&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I love all of those who came&lt;br /&gt;To expose fragile heart strings&lt;br /&gt;I'll think of this day&lt;br /&gt;When all things go grey"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Chorus)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Outro)&lt;br /&gt;When the sunshine was shining&lt;br /&gt;on your face&lt;br /&gt;I knew you'll be there&lt;br /&gt;forever (4x)</description><link>http://www.wecanpretend.com/2008/06/radio-on.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Patrick T Lo)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3571277050353393094.post-7496333694824060369</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 03:39:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-11T00:09:11.178-04:00</atom:updated><title>"So you're a vampire. It's okay. We still like you. Sort of."</title><description>I work best during the last few hours before my sleep. My early half of the day is useless because my cerebral membranes don't rub up the wires to my brain fast enough. I need the charge... That means at least 5 hours to adjust to everything and everyone around me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So here's my solution to my problem, complying with my working hours:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Go to sleep at 7pm.&lt;br /&gt;Wake up at 3am.&lt;br /&gt;Chill out for five hours until 8am.&lt;br /&gt;Head out for work at 9am.&lt;br /&gt;Repeat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And that is that.</description><link>http://www.wecanpretend.com/2008/06/so-youre-vampire-its-okay-we-still-like.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Patrick T Lo)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3571277050353393094.post-3890273390028771601</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 02:45:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-08T22:45:23.607-04:00</atom:updated><title>TRL (Part One)</title><description>Black minimal disguise&lt;br /&gt;Surprised by the myriad of flashing lights&lt;br /&gt;Tip-toeing off the limousine&lt;br /&gt;She looks absent minded&lt;br /&gt;the cameras don't mind it&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She doesn't look too shy&lt;br /&gt;Provided that the wind should've opened her eyes&lt;br /&gt;And the breeze blowing onto her skin&lt;br /&gt;Oh it was a good hint&lt;br /&gt;Yea, it was a good hint&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Her girls look plastic now&lt;br /&gt;We're appalled and we're not proud&lt;br /&gt;Nothing was looking alright&lt;br /&gt;But we'll get through somehow&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He still stands by her side&lt;br /&gt;Even though he's allowed to make her cry&lt;br /&gt;With jokes late at night making people look at&lt;br /&gt;How the world's crazy&lt;br /&gt;And how we are lazy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But who are we to whine?&lt;br /&gt;She's trying her absolute best to survive&lt;br /&gt;In a world where the fake is reality&lt;br /&gt;Just look at the TV&lt;br /&gt;Then tell me what you see&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The girl's got what she wanted&lt;br /&gt;We're appalled and we're not proud&lt;br /&gt;Nothing was looking alright&lt;br /&gt;But we'll get through somehow</description><link>http://www.wecanpretend.com/2008/06/trl-part-one.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Patrick T Lo)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3571277050353393094.post-3037927860318359686</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 20:57:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-01T16:59:27.303-04:00</atom:updated><title>You're either with us or against our grand overlord.</title><description>"I'm not angry at you. I'm angry at the situation. It's just that you're part of the situation."</description><link>http://www.wecanpretend.com/2008/06/you-either-with-us-or-against-our-grand.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Patrick T Lo)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3571277050353393094.post-7798632971755550036</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 05:05:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-23T01:05:56.254-04:00</atom:updated><title>Not giving up on myself...</title><description>But life sure is uneventful recently.</description><link>http://www.wecanpretend.com/2008/05/not-giving-up-on-myself.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Patrick T Lo)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3571277050353393094.post-8369855386026708629</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 03:34:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-18T23:36:57.152-04:00</atom:updated><title>Life ain't a movie.</title><description>I can't hang around with someone who speaks every sentence with some kind of subtext. It'd just be confusing. That's not the way a human should talk.</description><link>http://www.wecanpretend.com/2008/05/life-aint-movie.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Patrick T Lo)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3571277050353393094.post-6586565397729911906</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 16:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-11T12:26:04.545-04:00</atom:updated><title>I caved in.</title><description>I was on my way home. Hands tight on the steeling wheel. My car spun out of control and hit the front door of Best Buy. My body launched towards the aisle full of PS3's. My wallet flipped open and my credit card flew into the cashier's hand. Next thing I know, my eyes opened and I was playing Grand Theft Auto 4.</description><link>http://www.wecanpretend.com/2008/05/i-caved-in.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Patrick T Lo)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3571277050353393094.post-6800510964026822971</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 23:31:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-05T19:40:53.912-04:00</atom:updated><title>That Scarlett Johansson album...</title><description>is actually really good. I mean, really really good. If I ignore the facts that ScarJo isn't an attention craving (sexy)bitch and that she didn't write the songs (they're all Tom Waits songs, except one), this album is my favourite album of the year so far. But alas, I can't ignore the facts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Still, it's the most important album of our generation. Bet on it (don't).</description><link>http://www.wecanpretend.com/2008/05/that-scarlett-johansson-album.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Patrick T Lo)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3571277050353393094.post-5566652712438634098</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 20:18:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-04T16:21:46.550-04:00</atom:updated><title>My ass-shaking acoustic electropop song.</title><description>Move a little bit to the punk rock beats&lt;br /&gt;Jump a little little on the passenger seat&lt;br /&gt;Shake a foot or two, open up that door&lt;br /&gt;Let's forget it all, let's just dance some more&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hang my coat up on the patio deck&lt;br /&gt;"No, leave our jacket out with the coat check,"&lt;br /&gt;You said while grooving to some emo song&lt;br /&gt;Giving me eyes like I did something wrong&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ba la ba ba, ba la da da da (4x)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Move my hair away so I see your face&lt;br /&gt;Jumping along to the rhythm of the bass&lt;br /&gt;Shaking fingers trading eyes and lip gloss&lt;br /&gt;Let's keep it going, let's keep dancing some more&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You've got your bottle and I've got mine&lt;br /&gt;Drink up every drop, hope that we don't die&lt;br /&gt;Music's playing loud, lights pointed at you&lt;br /&gt;Close up your eyes funny, sing a simple tune&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ba la ba ba, ba la da da da (4x)</description><link>http://www.wecanpretend.com/2008/05/my-ass-shaking-acoustic-electropop-song.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Patrick T Lo)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3571277050353393094.post-1388954833025275503</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 02:17:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-01T22:27:18.898-04:00</atom:updated><title>Do I regret it? No.</title><description>I just had some really spicy Thai noodles for dinner. At the restaurant, you can pick from no chillies to 20 chillies (I'm not sure if that means the number of chillies they put in, or if they have a system out of 20 instead of the usual 10), so I picked 10. So we got our food and everything was swell. The first 5 minutes was blissed because it was delicious and I had no complaints.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It only went downhill from there. Holy shit, was it spicy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I couldn't even finish it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is now one hour after the meal and I can still feel the burn.</description><link>http://www.wecanpretend.com/2008/05/do-i-regret-it-no.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Patrick T Lo)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3571277050353393094.post-2362562213625367505</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-04-30T00:18:12.187-04:00</atom:updated><title>Pretty self-explanatory.</title><description>It doesn't matter what they tell you:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Any art that requires any explanation isn't art.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.S. I'm being ironic.</description><link>http://www.wecanpretend.com/2008/04/pretty-self-explanatory.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Patrick T Lo)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3571277050353393094.post-8595580217305064929</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 02:12:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-04-28T22:31:06.182-04:00</atom:updated><title>After a long night of subtle proposition.</title><description>A long night that lead to nowhere.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Hey."&lt;br /&gt;"Morning."&lt;br /&gt;"I got an extra coffee."&lt;br /&gt;"I don't drink coffee, remember?"&lt;br /&gt;"Sorry."&lt;br /&gt;"Well... Don't apologize. It's only coffee."&lt;br /&gt;"Yea."</description><link>http://www.wecanpretend.com/2008/04/after-long-night-of-subtle-proposition.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Patrick T Lo)</author></item></channel></rss>